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Description: A doxy waiting for his dad to throw his ah "new toy," yeah that's it, his new toy.

Description: Dog dad holding up a new "toy" for his dog, yeah toy, that's it, a NEW TOY for his dog.

Description: CAT DAD

Description: I can't I have plans with my weiner! Perfect gift for the dachshund lovers in your life. Or the folks that like their other kind of weiner. Subtle pattern until you look at it for more than a second.

Description: I can't I have plans with my cat, subtle pattern.

Description: So be a hoe today! Pink Skull version.

Description: I can't I have plans with my cat. - Halloween

Description: I can't I have plans with my cat - Witch

Description: My body is a temple, ancient, crumbling, cursed and probably haunted.

Description: My body is a temple... perfect gift for that Blanche Deveraux-like friend or to laugh off your own aging, because we can either laugh at the effects of getting older or get depressed.

Description: Tomorrow is not promised, so be a hoe today!

Description: If I knew then what I know now, I would've had more tricks and less treats.

Description: Smile if you get FREAKY! Be the reason someone smiles. You'd be surprised how people see the word smile and just do it without reading the rest. Or maybe they do...

Description: If I knew then what I know now...

Description: If I knew then what I know now, I would've had more tricks and less treats.

Description: Life is too short not to be on the naughty list!

Description: U ho ho ho Perfect gift for those special friends in your life.

Description: Gay purrrrride Moseley

Description: We need less warning lables and more Darwinism.

Description: I don't bite I nibble.

Description: I can't I have plans with my cat! Featuring Moseley and a huntress.

Description: I can't I have plans with my cat! Featuring Moseley in his favorite spot.

Description: I can't I have plans with my cat! No we're not just lounging on the sofa, we got s___ to do!

Description: I can't I have plans with my cat... Slaying dragons obviously!

Description: Life is short be a ho ho ho today! Perfect gift for those hoes in your life.

Description: Tomorrow is not promised, be a hoe today! No truer words have ever been spoken.

Description: See how many smiles you get with this!