Description: GAME DADDY registered trademark of Intodudes.
$16.00
Description: Unless you say please. Go ahead, ask me nicely.
Description: BIG & STRONG and able to keep me up all night long!
$12.00
Description: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' as my dad always said.
Description: If they're good enough for a French King...
Description: If they are good enough for the king of France... en francais.
Description: Make guillotines great again!
Description: Because I used to take dick pics with one device and send them on another.
Description: Because they're more cuddly
Description: Because you're not fat you're fluffy!
Description: as long as they're attached to a nice pole.
Description: My body is a temple...
Description: Sit on a happy face!
Description: when they are attached to nice poles.
Description: So I guess I can hang out with you whores! Only in Spanish so you're brunch buddies don't know you're calling them a whore.
Description: I guess I can hang out with you whores! Only classier because it's in French so your friends won't know you're calling them whores when you're having brunch.
Description: So I guess I can hang out with you whores!
Description: so I guess I can hang out with you PUTAS!
Description: I guess I can hang out with YOU WHORES!
Description: I guess I can hang out with YOU WHORE!
Description: I guess I can hang out with you WHORE!
Description: This would be a great scene in front of Independence Hall.
Description: Viva la revolution!
Description: Because you're not allowed to slap morning people!
Description: Because throwing this mug at your head is a waste of coffee!
Description: Because morning people suck!
Description: Because it's too early to dispose of a body!
Description: Because morning people think you should be annoying like them.
Description: Pulling out and praying does not always work
Description: You not fat you fluffy -Bear
Description: A pun for those who like others to be a bit fluffy.
Description: A pun for anyone who likes things fluffy.
Description: So be a ho today!
Description: I mean talk to me after coffee.
