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Show us your sausage! Tote

Description: Sausage hound with Rainbow sausage for Gay Pride or Weiner Pride.

Tags: dachshund, doxie, gay, hot dog, lgbtq
Weiner Pride! Tote

Description: Show us your weiner! Oops I meant show us your pride! Dachshund running away with a string of sausages.

Tags: dachshund, gay, lgbtq, pride, pride month
DC Pride Tote

Description: DC Pride with Washington Monument

Tags: dc pride, gay, gay icon, lgbt pride, lgbtq
Seattle PRIDE Tote

Description: Seattle Gay Pride with Space Needle

Tags: gay, lgbtq, pride, pride flag, queer
NYC PRIDE Tote

Description: New York Pride with Lady Liberty

Tags: gay, lgbtq, lgbtq pride, lgbtqia pride, new york
PHILLY PRIDE Tote

Description: Philly Pride Liberty Bells.

Tags: gay, jawn, lgbtq, liberty bell, philadelphia
Eat more pussy! Tote

Description: Lesbian Chick-Fil-a parody.

Tags: bisexual, ladies, ladies who lunch, lesbian couple, lesbian humor
EAT MORE PUSSY Tote

Description: Eat more pussy! Chick-Fil-A parody.

Tags: bisexual, gay pride, girl on girl, ladies who lunch, lesbian
EAT MORE HOLE Tote

Description: Donut with chocolate icing and sprinkles.

Tags: adult humor, bisexual, chocolate donut, donut, donut humor
EAT MORE HOLE Tote

Description: Donut with pink icing and sprinkles.

Tags: adult humor, bisexual, donut, donut humor, donuts
Sweet Peach Tote

Description: If you have one, why not advertise?

Tags: bisexual, booty, bottom, gay, gay bear
I don't mind red flags... Tote

Description: when they're attached to nice poles!

Tags: adult humor, boy, boyfriend, boyfriend material, boys
Fuzzy Peach Tote

Description: Fuzzy Peach

Tags: bisexual, booty, bottom, gay, gay bottom
It's not going to eat itself!  Plain Peach Tote

Description: It's not going to eat itself! Cheeky fun with a nice fuzzy peach.

Tags: adult humor, bisexual, booty call, butt, butts
I'm a bottom (front if tee only) Tote

Description: Because sometimes you need to advertise.

Tags: arrows, bear, bisexual, bottom, gay bear
Remember, it has look like an accident! Tote

Description: Advice to follow or a bit of dark humor?

Tags: advice, black cat, caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee
You can either let me enjoy me coffee in peace... Tote

Description: or you can REST IN PEACE! You decide.

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee drinks, cup of coffee, dark humor
It's not going to eat itself! Tote

Description: Peach in Black jockstrap. A bit of cheeky suggestive fun, no pun intended.

Tags: a bit of cheek, adult humor, bear, bisexual, cheeky
Everyone loves an Italian boy! Tote

Description: Because they know how to cook, wink wink. Suggestive spaghetti dish with sausage, meatballs and shaved parm.

Tags: adult humor, big meat, gay boy, gay love, gay men
It's not going to eat itself! Tote

Description: Peach in jockstrap.

Tags: booty, cheeky, cheeky humor, gay boy, gay love
I don't mind red flags... Tote

Description: when attached to nice poles.

Tags: dating, dating apps, gay bear, gay boys, gay man
Scissoring Tote

Description: Because sometimes you have to advertise what you want.

Tags: bisexual, crafty, girl on girl, hairdresser, lady bits
I'm a side! Tote

Description: Because sometimes you have to advertise.

Tags: asexual, asexual pride, bisexual, boy, gay
I'm a bottom! Tote

Description: Because sometimes you have to advertise.

Tags: bisexual, bottom boy, gay, gay bear, gay bottom
I'm a top! Tote

Description: Because sometimes you have to advertise.

Tags: bisexual, eggplant, gay, gay bear, gay boy
I'm vers! Tote

Description: Because sometimes you have to advertise.

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay bear, gay boy, gay love
I don't mind red flags . . . Tote

Description: when attached to nice poles!

Tags: big dick energy, boyfriend, dating, funny, gay love
Sorry I'm late... Tote

Description: MY CAT WAS SITTING ON ME

Tags: cat, cat christmas, cat dad, cat dad gift, cat lady
GAME DADDY Tote

Description: GAME DADDY registered trademark of Intodudes.

Tags: daddy, gamer apparel, gamer dad, gamer humor, gamer life
It's ok I don't bite. Tote

Description: Unless you say please. Go ahead, ask me nicely.

Tags: adult, animal, bdsm, bear, bears
I like my coffee the way I like my men... Tote

Description: BIG & STRONG and able to keep me up all night long!

Tags: beefcake, bodybuilder, caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee lover
Only Fats (Only Fans spoof) Tote

Description: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' as my dad always said.

Tags: adult humor, body positivity, chaser, chubby, chubby chaser
S'ils sont assez bons un roi de France... Tote

Description: If they are good enough for the king of France... en francais.

Tags: 86 47, america, anti fascist, anti trump, french
If they are good enough for a French king... Tote

Description: Make guillotines great again!

Tags: 8647, america, american, democrat, election
I don't mind red flags Tote

Description: as long as they're attached to a nice pole.

Tags: dating, funny, gay, gay man, gay men
My body is a temple... Tote

Description: My body is a temple...

Tags: aging, aging humor, birthday, father, fathers day

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