Cart Preview (0)

Your Cart is empty

Tapestries

Not a morning person,  try me after happy hour! Tapestry

Description: Not a morning person, try me after happy hour!

Tags: adult humor, funny, humor, i hate morning people, morning
Don't eat yellow snow! Tapestry

Description: Don't eat yellow snow!

Tags: dachshund, dog, dog lover, snow, snowman
I was crazy before the cat! Tapestry

Description: I was crazy before the cat! Perfect gift for the crazy cat lady or gentleman in your life.

Tags: cat, cat daddy, cat lady, cat love, cat lover
I was crazy before the cat! Tapestry

Description: I was crazy before the cat! Perfect for the crazy cat lady or gentleman in your life.

Tags: cat, cat dad, cat dad gift, cat daddy, cat ladies
I was crazy before the cats! Tapestry

Description: I was crazy before the cats! Gift for yourself or the crazy cat lady or gentleman in your life.

Tags: cat, cat daddy, cat ladies, cat lady, cat love
No HOs for you! Tapestry

Description: No HOs for you! Chihuahua

Tags: adult humor, chihuahua, christmas dog, christmas gifts, christmas humor
Life is too short not to be on the naughty list! Tapestry

Description: Life is too short not to be on the naughty list! Chihuahua

Tags: chihuahua, christmas, christmas dog, christmas present, dog lover
Dog Dad Tapestry

Description: Dog Dad

Tags: dachshund, dachshund dog, dog, dog christmas, dog dad gifts
I can't I have plans with my wiener! Tapestry

Description: I can't I have plans with my wiener! Dog that is.

Tags: dachshund, dachshund dog, dog, dog dad, dog dad gifts
Where my HOs at? Tapestry

Description: Santa says "Where my HOs at?"

Tags: adult humor, adult humor christmas, christmas gifts, christmas present, funny
No HOs for you! Tapestry

Description: Santa says "No HOs for you! "

Tags: adult, adult humor, christmas gifts, christmas humor, christmas present
Philadelphia, come for the Crack! Tapestry

Description: Philadelphia, come for the Crack!

Tags: america, cracked, crackhead, liberty bell, patriotic
Is BUTTCHEEKS one word. . . Tapestry

Description: Is BUTTCHEEKS one word, or should I spread them apart?

Tags: adult humor, assman, big ass, big booty, booty club
Cat Mom Tapestry

Description: Cat Mom - Witch

Tags: cat, cat lady, cat love, cat lover, cat mom gifts
Cat Mom Tapestry

Description: Cat Mom - Witch

Tags: cat, cat lady, cat love, cat lover, cat mom gift
I'm not suffering from insanity... Tapestry

Description: I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it!

Tags: cult, donald trump, enjoy, enjoy every moment, enjoy life
You can eat me I'm Gluten Free. Tapestry

Description: You can eat me I'm Gluten Free.

Tags: adult humor, celiac, celiac disease, gluten, gluten allergy
You can eat me I'm gluten free. Tapestry

Description: You can eat me. I'm gluten free!

Tags: adult humor, awareness, celiac, celiac disease, celiacs
ANTIFA Tapestry

Description: Because people reminding ANTIFA were historically, THE GOOD GUYS! DESIGN IS AN Anti Fascist logo used in the 1940s.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, antifascist, democracy, freedom
Spitters are Quitter... Tapestry

Description: Spitters are quitters...

Tags: eggplant, eggplant emoji, gay, gay man, gay men
Tomorrow is not promised, be a hoe today! Tapestry

Description: Tomorrow is not promised, be a hoe today! Country sunrise.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings, funnytee
DOG DAD - Dachshund Tapestry

Description: A doxy waiting for his dad to throw his ah "new toy," yeah that's it, his new toy.

Tags: dachshund, dachshund lover, dog, dog dad gift, dog daddy
DOG DAD Tapestry

Description: Dog dad holding up a new "toy" for his dog, yeah toy, that's it, a NEW TOY for his dog.

Tags: cute dog, dog, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner
Cat Dad Tapestry

Description: CAT DAD

Tags: cat, cat daddy, cat humor, cat lover, cat owner
I can't I have plan with my weiner! Tapestry

Description: I can't I have plans with my weiner! Perfect gift for the dachshund lovers in your life. Or the folks that like their other kind of weiner. Subtle pattern until you look at it for more than a second.

Tags: cute dachshund, dachshund, dachshund dad, dachshund dog, dachshund girl
I can't I have plans with my cat -Pattern Tapestry

Description: I can't I have plans with my cat, subtle pattern.

Tags: cat, cat dad, cat lady, cat mom, cat owner
Tomorrow is not promised... Tapestry

Description: So be a hoe today! Pink Skull version.

Tags: age, aging, aging humor, birthday, birthday gift
I can't I have plans with my cat... Tapestry

Description: I can't I have plans with my cat. - Halloween

Tags: animal, black cat, cat, cats, cute
I can't I have plans with my cat... Tapestry

Description: I can't I have plans with my cat - Witch

Tags: black cat, black cat halloween, black cat lover, cat, cat dad
My body is a temple...(G-rated version) Tapestry

Description: My body is a temple, ancient, crumbling, cursed and probably haunted.

Tags: aging, aging humor, birthday, funny, grandpa
My body is a temple... Tapestry

Description: My body is a temple... perfect gift for that Blanche Deveraux-like friend or to laugh off your own aging, because we can either laugh at the effects of getting older or get depressed.

Tags: adult funny, aging, aging gracefully, aging humor, birthday humor
Smile if you get FREAKY! Tapestry

Description: Smile if you get FREAKY! Be the reason someone smiles. You'd be surprised how people see the word smile and just do it without reading the rest. Or maybe they do...

Tags: adult, dirty joke, dirty mind, funny, funny gift
If I knew then what I know now... Tapestry

Description: If I knew then what I know now...

Tags: adult, adult humor, adulting is hard, funny, halloween for men
If i knew then what I know now... Tapestry

Description: If I knew then what I know now, I would've had more tricks and less treats.

Tags: adult humor, aging humor, funny, funny gift, funny quote
U Ho Tapestry

Description: U ho ho ho Perfect gift for those special friends in your life.

Tags: adult, funny gift, funny slogan, funnytee, humor
Purrrrride Tapestry

Description: Gay purrrrride Moseley

Tags: cat, cat daddy, cat lady, cat love, cat lover

Sort & Filter