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You not fat you fluffy! Socks

Description: You not fat you fluffy -Bear

Tags: admirer, bear, bear lover, bear pride, chaser
Ewe not fat ewe fluffy Socks

Description: A pun for those who like others to be a bit fluffy.

Tags: chaser, chub love, chubby, chubby chaser, chubby lover
Ewe not fat ewe fluffy Socks

Description: A pun for anyone who likes things fluffy.

Tags: chub, chub love, chub lover, chubby, chubby chaser
Jesus died for our sins... Socks

Description: So be a ho today!

Tags: adult humor, christian, christianity, faith, jesus christ
Crazy Canadian Wolf Bird Socks

Description: Crazy Canadian Wolf Bird

Tags: canada, canadian, cottage, gay, heated rivalry
Where my HOs at? Socks

Description: Santa says "Where my HOs at?"

Tags: adult humor, adult humor christmas, christmas gifts, christmas present, funny
No HOs for you! Socks

Description: Santa says "No HOs for you! "

Tags: adult, adult humor, christmas gifts, christmas humor, christmas present
Philadelphia, come for the Crack! Socks

Description: Philadelphia, come for the Crack!

Tags: america, cracked, crackhead, liberty bell, patriotic
Never Forget... Socks

Description: Never forget 1/6/2021!

Tags: 86 47, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifascist
The best part of waking up... Socks

Description: Is peeing! I know, right? Folgers gets it all wrong!

Tags: coffee humor, coffee lover, cup of coffee, funny coffee, funny gift
Is BUTTCHEEKS one word. . . Socks

Description: Is BUTTCHEEKS one word, or should I spread them apart?

Tags: adult humor, assman, big ass, big booty, booty club
Cat Mom Socks

Description: Cat Mom - Witch

Tags: cat, cat lady, cat love, cat lover, cat mom gifts
Cat Mom Socks

Description: Cat Mom - Witch

Tags: cat, cat lady, cat love, cat lover, cat mom gift
NICE NUTS Socks

Description: NICE NUTS shorts

Tags: adult, adult humour, animal, cute, funny
I'm not suffering from insanity... Socks

Description: I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it!

Tags: cult, donald trump, enjoy, enjoy every moment, enjoy life
You can eat me I'm Gluten Free. Socks

Description: You can eat me I'm Gluten Free.

Tags: adult humor, celiac, celiac disease, gluten, gluten allergy
You can eat me I'm gluten free. Socks

Description: You can eat me. I'm gluten free!

Tags: adult humor, awareness, celiac, celiac disease, celiacs
ANTIFA Socks

Description: Because people reminding ANTIFA were historically, THE GOOD GUYS! DESIGN IS AN Anti Fascist logo used in the 1940s.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, antifascist, democracy, freedom
So HORNY Socks

Description: So HORNY Unicorn

Tags: adult, adult humor, cute unicorn, funny unicorn, horn
HOE BAG Socks

Description: A Hoe Bag for a Hoe Bag! Perfect for carrying a change of clothes for Sunday walks of shame to brunch or church services. Bless your heart.

Tags: adult humor, breakfast, brunch, church, funny
Spitters are Quitter... Socks

Description: Spitters are quitters...

Tags: eggplant, eggplant emoji, gay, gay man, gay men
Lesbians eat what?!?!!? Socks

Description: Lesbians eat what?!?!?!

Tags: black cat, cat, cat lady, cat lover, cats
Lesbians eat what?!?!?! Socks

Description: Lesbians eat what.?!?!?! Lesbian Pride featuring scared pussy cat.

Tags: cat, funny lesbian, gay, gay pride, lesbian
Tomorrow is not promised, be a hoe today! Socks

Description: Tomorrow is not promised, be a hoe today! Country sunrise.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings, funnytee
DOG DAD - Dachshund Socks

Description: A doxy waiting for his dad to throw his ah "new toy," yeah that's it, his new toy.

Tags: dachshund, dachshund lover, dog, dog dad gift, dog daddy
DOG DAD Socks

Description: Dog dad holding up a new "toy" for his dog, yeah toy, that's it, a NEW TOY for his dog.

Tags: cute dog, dog, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner
Cat Dad Socks

Description: CAT DAD

Tags: cat, cat daddy, cat humor, cat lover, cat owner
I can't I have plan with my weiner! Socks

Description: I can't I have plans with my weiner! Perfect gift for the dachshund lovers in your life. Or the folks that like their other kind of weiner. Subtle pattern until you look at it for more than a second.

Tags: cute dachshund, dachshund, dachshund dad, dachshund dog, dachshund girl
I can't I have plans with my cat -Pattern Socks

Description: I can't I have plans with my cat, subtle pattern.

Tags: cat, cat dad, cat lady, cat mom, cat owner
Tomorrow is not promised... Socks

Description: So be a hoe today! Pink Skull version.

Tags: age, aging, aging humor, birthday, birthday gift
I can't I have plans with my cat... Socks

Description: I can't I have plans with my cat. - Halloween

Tags: animal, black cat, cat, cats, cute
I can't I have plans with my cat... Socks

Description: I can't I have plans with my cat - Witch

Tags: black cat, black cat halloween, black cat lover, cat, cat dad
My body is a temple...(G-rated version) Socks

Description: My body is a temple, ancient, crumbling, cursed and probably haunted.

Tags: aging, aging humor, birthday, funny, grandpa
My body is a temple... Socks

Description: My body is a temple... perfect gift for that Blanche Deveraux-like friend or to laugh off your own aging, because we can either laugh at the effects of getting older or get depressed.

Tags: adult funny, aging, aging gracefully, aging humor, birthday humor
Tomorrow is not promised... Socks

Description: Tomorrow is not promised, so be a hoe today!

Tags: adult, aging, aging gracefully, aging humor, funny
If I knew then what I know now... Ghost Socks

Description: If I knew then what I know now, I would've had more tricks and less treats.

Tags: adult humor, aging humor, boo, cheeky, cute

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