Shorts

Description: Show us your weiner! Oops I meant show us your pride! Dachshund running away with a string of sausages.

Description: DC Pride with Washington Monument

Description: Seattle Gay Pride with Space Needle

Description: New York Pride with Lady Liberty

Description: Philly Pride Liberty Bells.

Description: Lesbian Chick-Fil-a parody.

Description: Eat more pussy! Chick-Fil-A parody.

Description: Donut with chocolate icing and sprinkles.

Description: Donut with pink icing and sprinkles.

Description: If you have one, why not advertise?

Description: when they're attached to nice poles!

Description: Fuzzy Peach

Description: It's not going to eat itself! Cheeky fun with a nice fuzzy peach.

Description: Because sometimes you need to advertise.

Description: Peach in white jock strap (front of tee, front and back also available)

Description: or you can REST IN PEACE! You decide.

Description: Peach in Black jockstrap. A bit of cheeky suggestive fun, no pun intended.

Description: Because they know how to cook, wink wink. Suggestive spaghetti dish with sausage, meatballs and shaved parm.

Description: Peach in jockstrap.

Description: when attached to nice poles.

Description: Because sometimes you have to advertise what you want.

Description: Because sometimes you have to advertise.

Description: Because sometimes you have to advertise.

Description: Because sometimes you have to advertise.

Description: Because sometimes you have to advertise.

Description: when attached to nice poles!

Description: MY CAT WAS SITTING ON ME

Description: GAME DADDY registered trademark of Intodudes.

Description: Unless you say please. Go ahead, ask me nicely.

Description: BIG & STRONG and able to keep me up all night long!

Description: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' as my dad always said.

Description: If they're good enough for a French King...

Description: If they are good enough for the king of France... en francais.

Description: Make guillotines great again!

Description: Because I used to take dick pics with one device and send them on another.

Description: Because they're more cuddly