Description: I guess I can hang out with YOU WHORES!
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Description: I guess I can hang out with YOU WHORE!
Description: Because you're not allowed to slap morning people!
Description: Because throwing this mug at your head is a waste of coffee!
Description: Because morning people suck!
Description: Because it's too early to dispose of a body!
Description: Because morning people think you should be annoying like them.
Description: Pulling out and praying does not always work
Description: So be a ho today!
Description: I mean talk to me after coffee.
Description: Crazy Canadian Wolf Bird
Description: I mean talk to me after coffee!
Description: I meant talk to me after coffee!
Description: I meant yalk to me after coffee!
Description: Not a morning person, try me after happy hour!
Description: Don't eat yellow snow!
Description: Not a morning person, try me at bedtime!
Description: I was crazy before the cat! Perfect gift for the crazy cat lady or gentleman in your life.
Description: I was crazy before the cat! Perfect for the crazy cat lady or gentleman in your life.
Description: I was crazy before the cats! Perfect gift for the crazy cat lady or gentleman in your life.
Description: I was crazy before the cats! Gift for yourself or the crazy cat lady or gentleman in your life.
Description: No HOs for you! Chihuahua
Description: Life is too short not to be on the naughty list! Chihuahua
Description: Dog Dad
Description: I can't I have plans with my wiener! Dog that is.
Description: Santa says "Where my HOs at?"
Description: Santa says "No HOs for you! "
Description: Philadelphia, come for the Crack!
Description: Never forget 1/6/2021!
Description: Is peeing! I know, right? Folgers gets it all wrong!
Description: Is BUTTCHEEKS one word, or should I spread them apart?
Description: Cat Mom - Witch
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