Description: BIG & STRONG and able to keep me up all night long!
$20.00
Description: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' as my dad always said.
Description: If they're good enough for a French King...
Description: If they are good enough for the king of France... en francais.
Description: Make guillotines great again!
Description: Because I used to take dick pics with one device and send them on another.
Description: Because they're more cuddly
Description: Because you're not fat you're fluffy!
Description: as long as they're attached to a nice pole.
Description: My body is a temple...
Description: Sit on a happy face!
Description: when they are attached to nice poles.
Description: So I guess I can hang out with you whores!
Description: so I guess I can hang out with you PUTAS!
Description: I guess I can hang out with YOU WHORES!
Description: I guess I can hang out with you WHORE!
Description: This would be a great scene in front of Independence Hall.
Description: Viva la revolution!
Description: You not fat you fluffy -Bear
Description: A pun for those who like others to be a bit fluffy.
Description: A pun for anyone who likes things fluffy.
Description: So be a ho today!
Description: Crazy Canadian Wolf Bird
Description: Not a morning person, try me after happy hour!
Description: Don't eat yellow snow!
Description: Not a morning person, try me at bedtime!
Description: I was crazy before the cat! Perfect gift for the crazy cat lady or gentleman in your life.
Description: I was crazy before the cat! Perfect for the crazy cat lady or gentleman in your life.
Description: I was crazy before the cats! Perfect gift for the crazy cat lady or gentleman in your life.
Description: I was crazy before the cats! Gift for yourself or the crazy cat lady or gentleman in your life.
Description: No HOs for you! Chihuahua
Description: Life is too short not to be on the naughty list! Chihuahua
Description: Dog Dad
Description: I can't I have plans with my wiener! Dog that is.
Description: Santa says "Where my HOs at?"
Description: Santa says "No HOs for you! "
