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If they are good enough for a French king... Hat

Description: Make guillotines great again!

Tags: 8647, america, american, democrat, election
Old Farts (OnlyFans Parody) Hat

Description: Because I used to take dick pics with one device and send them on another.

Tags: adult humor, aging, dad, daddy, gay
Only Fats Hat

Description: Because they're more cuddly

Tags: body positive, body positivity, chaser, chubby chaser, cuddle
Only Fats Hat

Description: Because you're not fat you're fluffy!

Tags: body positive, body positive humor, body positivity, chubby, chubby chaser
I don't mind red flags Hat

Description: as long as they're attached to a nice pole.

Tags: dating, funny, gay, gay man, gay men
My body is a temple... Hat

Description: My body is a temple...

Tags: aging, aging humor, birthday, father, fathers day
Grey skies are gonna clear up... Hat

Description: Sit on a happy face!

Tags: adult humor, cheer, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan
Who cares about a red flags... Hat

Description: when they are attached to nice poles.

Tags: adult humor, adult humor quote, boyfriend, dating, funny
Jesus hung out with prostitutes... Hat

Description: So I guess I can hang out with you whores!

Tags: adult, adult humor, bible, christian, christianity
Jesucristo se juntaba con prostitutas... Hat

Description: so I guess I can hang out with you PUTAS!

Tags: adult humor, bible, christ, christian, christianity
Jesus hung out with prostitutes so... Hat

Description: I guess I can hang out with YOU WHORES!

Tags: adult humor, bible, christ, christian, christianity
Jesus hung out with prostitutes so... Hat

Description: I guess I can hang out with you WHORE!

Tags: adult humor, bible, christ, christian, christianity
Vive la révolution! Hat

Description: This would be a great scene in front of Independence Hall.

Tags: 1776, america, american revolution, anti trump, independence day
Make guillotines great again! Hat

Description: Viva la revolution!

Tags: anti trump, antifa, antifascist, civil rights activist, human rights
You not fat you fluffy! Hat

Description: You not fat you fluffy -Bear

Tags: admirer, bear, bear lover, bear pride, chaser
Ewe not fat ewe fluffy Hat

Description: A pun for those who like others to be a bit fluffy.

Tags: chaser, chub love, chubby, chubby chaser, chubby lover
Ewe not fat ewe fluffy Hat

Description: A pun for anyone who likes things fluffy.

Tags: chub, chub love, chub lover, chubby, chubby chaser
Jesus died for our sins... Hat

Description: So be a ho today!

Tags: adult humor, christian, christianity, faith, jesus christ
Crazy Canadian Wolf Bird Hat

Description: Crazy Canadian Wolf Bird

Tags: canada, canadian, cottage, gay, heated rivalry
Not a morning person,  try me after happy hour! Hat

Description: Not a morning person, try me after happy hour!

Tags: adult humor, funny, humor, i hate morning people, morning
Don't eat yellow snow! Hat

Description: Don't eat yellow snow!

Tags: dachshund, dog, dog lover, snow, snowman
I was crazy before the cat! Hat

Description: I was crazy before the cat! Perfect gift for the crazy cat lady or gentleman in your life.

Tags: cat, cat daddy, cat lady, cat love, cat lover
I was crazy before the cat! Hat

Description: I was crazy before the cat! Perfect for the crazy cat lady or gentleman in your life.

Tags: cat, cat dad, cat dad gift, cat daddy, cat ladies
I was crazy before the cats! Hat

Description: I was crazy before the cats! Perfect gift for the crazy cat lady or gentleman in your life.

Tags: cat, cat daddy, cat lady, cat love, cat mom
I was crazy before the cats! Hat

Description: I was crazy before the cats! Gift for yourself or the crazy cat lady or gentleman in your life.

Tags: cat, cat daddy, cat ladies, cat lady, cat love
No HOs for you! Hat

Description: No HOs for you! Chihuahua

Tags: adult humor, chihuahua, christmas dog, christmas gifts, christmas humor
Life is too short not to be on the naughty list! Hat

Description: Life is too short not to be on the naughty list! Chihuahua

Tags: chihuahua, christmas, christmas dog, christmas present, dog lover
Dog Dad Hat

Description: Dog Dad

Tags: dachshund, dachshund dog, dog, dog christmas, dog dad gifts
I can't I have plans with my wiener! Hat

Description: I can't I have plans with my wiener! Dog that is.

Tags: dachshund, dachshund dog, dog, dog dad, dog dad gifts
Where my HOs at? Hat

Description: Santa says "Where my HOs at?"

Tags: adult humor, adult humor christmas, christmas gifts, christmas present, funny
No HOs for you! Hat

Description: Santa says "No HOs for you! "

Tags: adult, adult humor, christmas gifts, christmas humor, christmas present
Philadelphia, come for the Crack! Hat

Description: Philadelphia, come for the Crack!

Tags: america, cracked, crackhead, liberty bell, patriotic
Never Forget... Hat

Description: Never forget 1/6/2021!

Tags: 86 47, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifascist
The best part of waking up... Hat

Description: Is peeing! I know, right? Folgers gets it all wrong!

Tags: coffee humor, coffee lover, cup of coffee, funny coffee, funny gift
Is BUTTCHEEKS one word. . . Hat

Description: Is BUTTCHEEKS one word, or should I spread them apart?

Tags: adult humor, assman, big ass, big booty, booty club
Cat Mom Hat

Description: Cat Mom - Witch

Tags: cat, cat lady, cat love, cat lover, cat mom gifts

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